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		<title>Bad Pickup Line</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/06/27/bad-pickup-line/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s one for the DON&#8217;T list. Imagine seeing a profile on an online dating site. And imagine you thought you might like to meet that person. Then imagine sending the following email.
 Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!
You can&#8217;t imagine it can you? Why? Because it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/06/03/93-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I suck. I totally called and bailed on the date and left a very nice, very confused virgin wondering what the hell happened.  I am a bad person. Oooof.
UPDATE: Ok, I leveled with him. I don&#8217;t know if that makes this tale better or worse but I told him the truth. I&#8217;m pretty sure [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/06/03/93/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suck. I totally called and bailed on the date and left a very nice, very confused virgin wondering what the hell happened.  I am a bad person. Oooof.
UPDATE: Ok, I leveled with him. I don&#8217;t know if that makes this tale better or worse but I told him the truth. I&#8217;m pretty sure [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Karma</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/06/03/karma/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/06/03/karma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=91</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Karma is a nasty little mistress, isn&#8217;t she? I fear she has come after me and nipped me soundly in the behind this time. And there is just no way for me to get out of it. I am now going to pay full price for my laugh at the Tragic Sundae. Oh yes, yes [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>It happens</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/31/it-happens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mr. Big]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=89</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes shit happens. Bad shit. And as much as you&#8217;d like to explain the details to everyone, you just can&#8217;t be bothered to rehash it like that.  So let&#8217;s do it like this.
I overestimated Mr. Big. It was a clear mistake and I won&#8217;t do it again. It&#8217;s time for me to start exercising [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Possible Prince &#8211; The Possible Final Episode</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/15/the-possible-prince-the-possible-final-episode/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/15/the-possible-prince-the-possible-final-episode/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=83</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Initially, the princess started to become impressed by the possible prince. After the first round of contact, he hung in. He chatted on IM, sent a few emails, and even called once more. The second phone call was even a bit longer than the first and much laughter was had. The princess thought he was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Philosopher &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/08/the-philosopher-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/08/the-philosopher-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 12:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[abortion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the coming weeks, The Philosopher would text message me randomly before disappearing again. Mostly the conversations degraded quickly into some kind of sexy talk and I would try to redirect, deflect, or just terminate the conversation all together. It was clear what the Philosopher wanted and it definitely wasn&#8217;t more than a roll in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Something in the air</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/02/something-in-the-air/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/05/02/something-in-the-air/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 13:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ex-husband]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=76</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is something in the air here at One Date Wonderland, and I would seriously like to find something that will kill it. But, at least it makes for fun stories!
First it was my ex-husband. He reappeared and started trying to get back in touch to be &#8220;friends&#8221;. There some some blather about how it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Walk away</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/04/25/walk-away/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/04/25/walk-away/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mr. Big]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=72</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Due to maintenance issues, my apartment became very uncomfortable for me tonight. Mr. Big and I were discussing the situation and he kept apolgizing to me. To which I kept telling him this was not his fault. Then finally he told me he knew, but he just felt like I would be more comfortable at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Roller coaster</title>
		<link>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/04/18/roller-coaster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onedatewonderland.com/2008/04/18/roller-coaster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jane Wonder</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mr. Big]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://onedatewonder.wordpress.com/?p=69</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week I had a lunch date with Mr. Big. It is the first time since our first few dates roughly five months ago that we have met with absolutely no intention of doing anything but eating lunch. And furthermore, that&#8217;s all we did. It was actually sweet. Ironically, all hell broke loose afterwards.

Mr. Big [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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