Karma
Karma is a nasty little mistress, isn’t she? I fear she has come after me and nipped me soundly in the behind this time. And there is just no way for me to get out of it. I am now going to pay full price for my laugh at the Tragic Sundae. Oh yes, yes I am.
Here’s the story. I like geek guys. I like them a lot. I don’t care what you think of me, I think they are instantly hotter and they win points with me. Now I do of course have limits. We must be looking at the reasonable geeks here. But still, geek guys do it for me.
So when this relatively sane looking geek guy started emailing with me, I was kind of interested. He’s 28, lives nearby, and is well spoken. He got quickly to the business of exchanging phone numbers, then asking me out. He took the proper initiative. And he has a very lovely very deep voice. He’s even tall. If this guy is even reasonably attractive, I’m thinking he is my type and then some. So when he called me last night, we made a coffee date for tonight right at the beginning of the conversation. Then we proceeded to chat for close to 2 hours.
And it was around the hour and a half mark that he revealed he’s a virgin. That’s right, gentle readers. I have accidentally made a coffee date with a 28 year old virgin. Karma is kind of a bitch.
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Oh my! How does one bring that up right away, anyway? And… why is it I never meet any 28 year old virgins?
Good luck! I like geek guys, too.
It was accidental. We were playing around with matching tests on the dating site where we met, and some questions he’d answered about it were visible. I didn’t say a word but you know I noticed. Obviously.
Oh Geez !! He is prob saving himself for the right girl, that could be you !!
Or he might be like the geek in Romie and Michele’s high school reunion that comes to the party in his own helicopter. Hey, it could happen
But the pressure! I mean, what if he gave it up to me and it didn’t work out? I can’t be that girl. I can never ever sleep with him. Which means I can’t date him. Which means this coffee thing is our first and last meeting. Too! Much! Pressure!
Not going to say anything…
@Singegal
Soon to be 24 year old virgin right here
Laugh it up, but look at my previous comment response. That is why I can’t take it any further with him. It’s paralyzing, and I won’t get involved.
I used to like geeky guys. Then I married one who abandoned me. I’m only going for sports junkies from here on out. At least we’ll have something in common.
And yeah I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone close to my age that was still a virgin. I certainly admire the restraint but wow.
I’ve married two and it hasn’t worked out. I can tolerate the sports, but I don’t necessarily like them, so a sports nut is too much for me.
If anybody can make a man of him, it is you honey! I say go for it - de-flower the hell out of him.
Them’s brave words from a married chick!
Ohhhh dear.
Can we assume that he is very religious, or is he just too geeky to have gotten any? Either way, I smell trouble…
I didn’t ask or assume regarding the cause of said abstinence. Honestly, it doesn’t matter. It’s a complete dating-killer for me.
The look on your face when he said that … priceless.
Good thing we were on the phone.
Didn’t mean to cause offence. I apologise. I understand the pressure it can cause. You’re not looking for that right now and that’s fine
Oh I didn’t take offense hon, I promise. I just thought I’d show you the flip side of that coin is all.
bwa..ha..ha.ha…!!!! gasp….gasp….can’t breath…laughing… too…hard… ha..ha.ha.ha..!!!!
You’ll get yours, don’t worry. Karma, she is cruel. And so am I.
So sorry. Bwahahaha….Ahem, sorry. So, if were to look at this seriously…why would you be attracting virgins? What about them seems safe?
I don’t usually attract them. The Tragic Sundae was a fluke as it was nothing about me at all, just desperation on his part. The Virgin here is the first one I’ve ever attracted based on me in 30 years of living. So I feel confident in saying it doesn’t qualify as a pattern that needs analyzation.
@One Date Wonder
I think it depends on the mentality of the person. For someone who has invested a lot in it on a religious level it could screw them up. But the right person in the right circumstance can handle it. In the absence of an overtly obvious decision on the part of the virgin though you’re definitely right to be cautious
It doesn’t appear to be anything other than a circumstance of well, circumstance. But I’m still not going to be the one. That’s just all there is to it.
Would you settle for a male stripper that comes from behind the curtain dressed as a Geek? I may know someone.
It’s not really the geek clothes that do it for me, I have to say. Now a male stripper who’s secretly a geek at heart? That would be hot. Know any of those?