Something in the air
There is something in the air here at One Date Wonderland, and I would seriously like to find something that will kill it. But, at least it makes for fun stories!
First it was my ex-husband. He reappeared and started trying to get back in touch to be “friends”. There some some blather about how it had been a year, tough choices were made, he was second-guessing. It was all very vomit-worthy. The third time I sent him packing I thought he was gone. (Especially since I told him he was being extremely rude to his live-in girlfriend of almost a year.) Until he IMed me a few days later. For the record? I simply ignored it.
Then it was The Philosopher. I think I have neglected to tell our story here, so I will save that for another time. Just know that we have been back and forth since November, although after a bad bedroom incident, I stopped communication. Still, he calls. Last night, he called. I am not responding.
Also last night, The Insinuator returned! He started IMing me, and I seriously could not be bothered to even answer. This is how the one-sided exchange proceeded:
Him: Hi Jane long time no hear, how are you?
Him: I hope you still remember me
Him: hope you are not ignoring me… I just want to say hello, thats all
Him: ok bye then
Yes, bye then. Please don’t come back.
Are we quite finished now? Because I truly could not be less interested in any of these men. Fascinating how I could have an unattractive, passive aggressive guy who’s bad in bed any day of the week. But a real live decent man? Yeah right. Anyway, pass the Lysol. Or something.
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Why is that the “vomit-worthy” men keep coming back. But the “OMG hot, I want to rip your clothes off, spend 4 straight days with you w/out speaking & eating only when we are exsausted” men never seems to call?
That is the question of the ages. If I knew the answer, I wouldn’t be a One Date Wonder anymore!
Perhaps your ex and mine could hang out? They seem like they’re both about the same calibre.
ha..ha.ha.. that’s like “Tattoo Guy” for me. Except his IM was a one sided conversation that lasted for over an HOUR at 2am!! Needless to say, I was asleep. Didn’t stop him though. *snort!*
Nice! Did he get increasingly irate as he yammered on? Because that would be comedy gold!
Oh, yes. My ex (we lived together for 7 years) has decided he’s ready to stop harassing me, and instead, “clear the air” so we can be “friends”. How nice for him. I’m using the same tactic as you: IGNORE!
It’s the only way.