Saturday Night
It’s been a while, but I had a date last night. A date with someone new. I was really excited too. I just knew that we were going to hit it off and have a fabulous time together. I stressed over what to wear, I did my makeup super carefully. I primped and fussed and was generally nervous. Because this was not just any date. This was a girl date with none other than the fabulous Catherinette Singleton of Bridget Jones Has Nothing on Me.
Honestly it’s a miracle the entire metropolis of Baltimore did not implode due to the fantastic force of the two of us combined. Seriously, we are just that fabulous. It was obvious to everyone around us. We are hot, single, and together there is no cocktail we can’t conquer. People are still talking about it. Especially that one bartender…. but I digress.
Anyway, I want to write about it more, but right now I have an exclusive just for all of you. I mean, obviously Catherinette and I are not exactly blogging under our true identities here. (Seriously, you don’t think my name is actually Jane Wonder, right?) Right. But I have here an absolute exclusive just for you. A REAL PICTURE OF US as seen last night. It’s an absolute exclusive, never before seen…. blahblahblah. Right after the cut, just for you.
Heh, did you really think I was going to do that? Right. Anyway, I’ll give a better account of our adventures later. In the meantime, just know that there at least was no cocktail flu this morning.
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We are so freaking hot.
FYI: I’m so tired I’m ready to go to bed AND I’m still way too hydrated from last night. I don’t think I’ll ever drink water again.
P.S. He’s mine. We need a good name for him. Might I recommend the future ex Mr. Singleton. The other one will henceforth be known as “the bird man.” I think we all know why.
I have two words for you.
Girl. Fight.
You’re going down, sister. I don’t know how many times I have to tell you this: he is MINE!
With this pic, you two look like something from “Doctor Who,” circa 1979.
WP, you best not be calling us old.
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“WP, you best not be calling us old.”
Nah, the blurred faces, because that show used cheesy special effects is all.
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